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FULL
SPECIFICATIONS.
- processor1 thought (idle)
- clock speed0.0 GHz
- cores1 (asleep)
- cacheempty
- thermal outputroom temperature
- benchmark"i'm not that clever."
- release datealready out, unfortunately
x-ray · live
WE LOOKED
INSIDE.
skull ........ present
brain ........ detected
size ......... peanut
activity ..... 0.0%
status ....... rattling
press conference · transcript
WE ASKED HIM
SOME THINGS.
What is $INTC?i'm not that clever.
Why is it paired to Intel?i'm not that clever.
Who is the dev?i'm not that clever.
What's the roadmap?i'm not that clever.
What's 2 + 2?i'm not that clever.
Is this financial advice?i'm not that clever.